Feeling a little behind on the Warriors squad this season? I got you. Need a wine to pair with every player? Well I got you on that, too.
Wines to Pair with the 2020 Golden State Warriors:
Willie Cauley-Stein- Center
Let’s ignore the fact that Willie Cauley-Stein looks like every boy I wanted to bring home in my twenties, and talk about his game. He’s turned the Warriors defensive woes on their head as of late, blocking shots, using his height as a stealthy weapon and proving himself a defender across the court. This extra playing time is only fueling the fire for his shooting game, and when Steph and Klay get healthy, we get to see how well Cauley-Stein plays with others.
For a guy like Willie Cauley-Stein, we need a wine with funk enough to stand up to those braids and sick face tattoos, plus a good amount of structure to match his defensive game. I’m going 2018 Alfredo Maestro ‘Lovamor’ Albillo Mayor from the town of Peñafiel in Castilla y León. The Lovamor’s got all the aroma and flavor- orchard fruits and white flowers pop out of this deeply colored vino blanco, balanced by the minerals and acidity so rampant in Alfredo’s wines. 7 days on the skins makes way for a tannic backbone and dark orange hue. Enjoy with cured meats and hot neck tattoos.
Eric Paschall- Power Forward
This 2nd round draft pick Villanova power forward got a pretty sweet deal coming to the Dubs. And rightfully so, with back to back 25 point games and that glorious win over a smack-talking Damian Lillard and the Trail Blazers. Not to mention he’s hit double digits in his last three games. Sure, a sore hip and an early surge in recognition has left him a little spasmodic as of late, but like any young Power Forward, Paschall is busting ass and taking names with the best of em.
Eric Paschall’s power forward moves call for a fruit-driven, power forward wine from the Priorat. The 2016 Família Nin-Ortiz ‘Planetes de Nin’ from the schist soils of Porrera is muscley and young for a wine of its stature. The fruit is deep, the minerals are deep and the structure is strong but manageable. It’s organic and bio-d and made by a power couple in the steep slopes of the Priorat. Best part is, it can only get better with age.
Glenn Robinson III- Small Forward
Despite a couple rough performances, GRIII is doing a solid job with the warriors. He’s analytical, strategic and can break down a play like Kurtis Blow can break down a beat. GRIII is concerned less with living up to his father’s 2-time All-Star “Big Dog” status, and more to building his own solid reputation as a Warrior. He face-times his daughter every morning, he loves his mom and I like to imagine he helps old women across the street cuz he’s just that type of guy. Keep plugging along, GRIII, you got this.
For the complex analytics of GRIII, I’m drinking the 2017 Alberto Orte ‘Atlántida Blanco.’ The Atlántida is made from Vijireiga (aka Sumoll Blanc) clippings Alberto took from the Canary Islands and planted to chalky albariza soils on a seaside plot in Jerez. This wine is complex as all get down. It has body, bright citrus, a little honey and white flower. It changes every time you put your nose in the glass. The intensity and curves are met with good acidity and that chalky, salty quality only found in the wines of Cádiz. Kurtis Blow approved.
D’Angelo Russell- Shooting Guard
D’Angelo Russell returned after a 6 game absence Sunday to give us a magical bucket show against the Memphis Grizzlies. Yes, we still lost, but hopes of putting up those points we’ve been so desperately missing are getting brighter by the moment. And maybe his defensive woes are a microcosm of what plagues the entire team this season, but his baskets and his swagger are a welcome device. Let’s keep giving this kid his playing time and get a little excitement rolling through the Chase Center again.
D’Angelo Russell needs an easy going, smooth operator like the 2017 Súcces Vinícola ‘La Cuca de Llum’ Trepat from Conca de Barberà. All stainless steel, fermented on wild yeasts and made by a perfectly lovely couple near the coasts of the Mediterranean. Pretty and aromatic, red fruit, a little pepper and spice. All points, all magic, very little defense. Yum.
Damien Lee- Shooting Guard
Damien Lee just signed a three year deal with the Warriors, and is expected to be on the court tonight for tonight’s game against the Nuggets. Just in time for my arrival at the Chase Center. Lee is a solid player, the lead shooting guard and can only get better now that a spot on the Golden State roster is official. Lee also happens to be Steph Curry’s brother in law, which means at Christmas they wear matching pajamas. It also means the Curry/Lee duo is about to take the Warriors shooting game to a whole new level once Steph gets healthy. I for one, cannot wait.
We all know Damien Lee is more than just Steph Curry’s brother-in-law, but I say we get comfy, grab our fuzzy christmas tree jammies and pretend we’re in Curry family Christmas just this once. For all the warm fuzzies in this cold winter weather, I’m pouring a glass of the Quinta Milú ‘La Cometa.’ This small ops wine from Burgos is what a Ribera del Duero Tempranillo should actually taste like. Red and black berries, body, tannin and lift. This is a wine from Ribera del Duero that is actually primary, rather than plagued by a barrel. Plus winemaker, Germán Blanco would definitely wear matching jammies. Welcome to the Warriors, Lee. Let’s roll.
Blogged At: My Condo, East Oakland
Soundtrack: Kurtis Blow, Basketball